[Hamburg swallowed by the mysterious alien fog, 2010]

How did we get here? An asteroid could hit the planet without people being aware, because the asteroid is not on Facebook. People are starving, but few are caring about them because starving people don't use Twitter. And extinguishing animals won't be noticed because they are not on MySpace. I mean, all these things are cool, but now it is just too much. It's overwhelmingly depressing. Flat asses and pale faces for being all the morning (and probably all the night) online. Please, stop it. Wake up. Look out of the window. You might better do it.